I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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