pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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