there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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