last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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