brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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