Porn is love you can see.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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this hospital has no fireball
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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