me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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