Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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