sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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