i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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