What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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