I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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