He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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