Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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