i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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