nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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