He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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