she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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