Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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