This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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