It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Boobs speak an international language.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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