I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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