bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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