Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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