So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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