I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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