Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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