Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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