Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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