similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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