Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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