Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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