just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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