omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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