would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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