he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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