whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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