New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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