Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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