If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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