i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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