I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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