Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
tell me about the eggs
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