508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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