after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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