I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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