Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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