Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i think i have two assholes
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just googled if crying burns calories
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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