you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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