After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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